Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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