im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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