just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
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We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
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You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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