He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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