Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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