Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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