My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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