I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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