Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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