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what?
penguin condom
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
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you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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