he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
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He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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