went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
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He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
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Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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