I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
so let's talk penis.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
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I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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