let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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