Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
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She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
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So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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