You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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