i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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