Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
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Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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