I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Who wears a wallet chain?!
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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