I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
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i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
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i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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