How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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