I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
my liver is dry heaving
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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