is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
What a fucking waste of an outfit
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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