Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
there's paper in my vomit.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Randomize
