There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
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You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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