dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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