Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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