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I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
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I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
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I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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