I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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