just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
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My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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