Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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