I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
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I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
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I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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