The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Be still, my beating vagina.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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