yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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It's never too late to be topless.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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