She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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