whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I need moral support for this bender
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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