I don't think brook has ever known best
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
wow bdsm is so cute
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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