my sisters under your porch take her home
so let's talk penis.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
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Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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