I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
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