Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
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Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
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I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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