R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Non-Jews are for practice
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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