He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
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I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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