eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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