I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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