And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
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Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
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I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
My dad is sitting where you rode me
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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