Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
