If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I look better un-naked...
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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