Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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