I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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