they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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