Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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