If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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