I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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